100TH POST

In leu of my 100th post (well, not EXACTLY because it's my hundredth post but whatever...), I flew on a private jet to the hamptons.

It sounds like I'm joking, but I'm not. seriously.

I have proof!

I love my friends.

Vib at 9:16am May 24

It's a cornucopia of lovee
BIG WORD!

Paige at 11:53am May 24

maybe we should have absconded with some of the clothes we tried on when we had the chance. Well, actually, that probably would have been an anomaly for us.

Leslie at 12:55pm May 24

Perpetrating such a crime as larsony would inevitably bring the police after us, we would be in a quagmire.

Paige at 3:22pm May 24

that would be indubitable. plus, it would tergiversate our beliefs on felicitous morals. this pungent conversation puts me in a quandary

Vib at 10:22pm May 24

do not fret, Paige. i would have abetted you in your heinous crime. ;) True, it would be highly illogical, and ethically lurid, but the clothes are quite tasteful.

Leslie at 11:22pm May 24

committing a deriliction such as this would be, in succinct terms, illogical. fallacious activity like pilferage is far from the quintessential behavior of the founders of schintengism.

Paige at 11:40pm May 24

i acquiesce that such injudicious behavior would be incongruous- we would be conjectured as derelict and deceitful, not to mention asinine! a true zealot of schintengism would animadvert such substandard behavior!

Leslie at 11:46pm May 24

however, we need not be perplexed by such abhorrent behavior, since we are the pinnacles of the superfluity of schintengism. as such, we would never even pontificate such a brash, illogical, casuistic undertaking.

Vib at 2:21pm May 25

The two of you are in complete abstinence if you acclaim that schintengism is in actuality, and such that it will be followed in amplitude.

Paige at 8:50pm May 25

perhaps you are in abstinence of the veracious fact that schintengism is a predominantly ubiquitous denomination! Perhaps it is imperative that you should take your inclinations that schintengism is an apocryphal axiom and jostle it up your posterior!

SIGNNNNN!

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/petition/275964297

I need to get a lot of people to sign this. It's a petition for Zachary Quinto to host SNL.

this is what I do now

there's nothing more fun than going to the mall, trying on a bunch of stuff, and doing silly poses while taking pictures on an iphone.

and then later seeing star trek for a second time.

today was a good day!

playing dress up

Playing dress up

I had to.

oops i did it again

I went to the mall yesterday and heres what I got:

-grey AA sweatshirt

-purple AA belt/headband

-cute UO tank that says "the beginning of a new era"

- round navy sunglasses (but I think I'm gonna return them)

Today I went to noteworthy. then I'm going to another mall with Leslie (my favorite shopping buddy) and then tonight I'm seeing star trek (again) with my dad & sister

mk&a

I have recently become obsessed with mary kate & ashley olsen...

mary kate is so beautiful! This is what I aspire to!

this is the kind of dress I want for my sister's bat mitzvah

oh, and by the way, see that hair? I want it.

dressing room photoshoot- bloomingdales

I'm going a-shoppin'

I vow to go shopping this weekend. these are the things I will buy.

CHRIS: I have a big word for you: anomaly! ZACH: actually, that was in the script. it doesn't count <33

I really need to buckle down on this whole diet thing. soon enough, I'm going to need to start dieting.

today I had:

english muffin

turkey sandwich

grapes

string cheese

more grapes

dairy-free cookies

and my dad's making tacos for dinner. 

ughh I have a headache, and my arm still hurts. the reason I ate the cookies is because i thought I thought my headache was from hunger so I just ate the first thing i picked up. turns out the headache ISN'T from hunger, which means I ate the cookies for nothing. =[ fml. i'm not in a good mood.

Heres what I plan to eat tomorrow:

raisin bran

salad

salad

salad

possibly some kind of protein

I wanna look like an Olsen (not when MK was anorexic, i mean how they look now. skinny but healthy). That means no more cookies for me- they're 75 calories each.

you better think twice- your train of thought will be altered, so if you must falter be wise

weird day. not a very good one.

I had cramps all day today

2 tests- french & health

then I went to the dr. and got 2 shots- one in each arm [just a tad pissed about that- my stupid doctor put the shot that bruises in my right arm, which is the main arm I use. now it hurts]

then I had conf class

then I got cramps again and went home

then I studied.

then I found out I didn't get the solo in a cappella I wanted. [now I'm even more pissed]

why can't heroes start again now? It's days like these where I really need some ZQ to cheer me up

EDIT: oh yeah. and now I have to wait till FRIDAY to see trek again. NOT thursday. ughh

vocabulary

I hate health homework. I really do. The questions are so uncomfortable to answer.

"#5. How does an erection differ from an ejaculation"

ummmm... how do I write that on my homework? I think I'm gonna leave that one blank.

*my mind flits to thoughts of zachary quinto. it always does when I'm doing health homework like this...

Doesn't doing health homework make you want to go out and have unprotected sex? or is that just me...

is it just me...

or has disney been getting really stylish lately?

You know you're obsessed with heroes when...

You hand this in as your law homework:

OMG

OHHHH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!! ZQ IS SO HOT AND THE MOVIE WAS FANTASTIC AND INTENSE AND FILMED BEAUTIFULLY AND I'M INSANELY JEALOUS OF UHURA BC SPOCK WAS HOOKING UP W/ HER. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. AMAZING. INCREDIBLE. FANTASTIC.

I'm seeing it again with my dad in a couple of days. Probably thursday, bc there's no school.

not fair

how does one go about becoming this beautiful? I need to find out soon. maybe it's the eye makeup? I'm going to zoom in and attempt that.